Some Best Facebook Sms Status

Hi Friends here is some best Collection of Facebook Statues Sms most of sms is in Hindi so Enjoy it share it with your Friends.
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I asked god:
Why my Girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day? .......
God replied:- Mast line hai ! Facebook pe status daal bahot Likes milenge....:p =))

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Dayz continue to pass
Stars continues to shine,
Why Do I have tears in my eyes tOday
When he was NEVER mine . :(

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No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

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'If friendship is ur weakest point then U are the strongest person in the world.'

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Ashiq ki lines :D

Ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........

wah! wah!

pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya......:p
wah! wah!

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FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?" :O

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me-
aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :p

Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai :D

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Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai.. ??
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Santa: "oye 8 - 10 peg Lagane tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki
awaz par bhi naach lenge... :p :O :D :D "

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Aj Kal Pyar Mai Dil Kam
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Sim Card jyada Toot'tey
Hyn.. :p:D :P

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When do you know ur in love?
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Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan :p :O :D